Freshmeat

So, as you all know, the freshmeats move in tomorrow! Better tell them to keep away from the TDX! Sack! The gossip rivers haven't been flowing a lot lately but let me tell you dahlings, a lot has happened! Two Dinners flew to Las Vegas and pulled a Lohan dying her hair all shades of shiteous. It's rumoured that she met that true tran steroid abuser Carrot Top! Sack. The Martyr herself joined together with that Queen of Trash, true Basura, to celebrate their birthdays. The Martyr turned 21 and can finally stop sneaking into the Leafe. Awlso, it's been reported that the Orange Troll tried to get in a holocaust survivors pants and got turned down! How's that for the Battle of the Bulge? Awlso! That night, Basura in true tranny fashion teamed up with that truly post woman and had a threesome with the roommate and best friend of her mortal enemy! Sack! True espionage. And it has just come to my attention that there is one amongst our kind that claims to be on top of the chain of command of our forces. She claims to be the most fierce person on campus, outdoing Postlette, Frieda, Jamila, Basura, Two Dinners, Sister Bleedsoe of the Order of the Ex-hoes, the butt-stuffing Diaper Queen and the Martyr herself. Put together. We ain't gonna topple that 50 story building! Post.