Hi there I saw your profile on Dudesnude. First off let me say this is going to be an unusual request. If you are not interested no hard feelings, do not bother replying, I apologize if I bothered you.
I am a gay man from upstate NY and was looking to organize a party, special event, in October with 3 or 4 cute younger guys. I am planning what I am calling a "ball kicking" party. I enjoy being kicked in the balls, yes kicked in the balls, by cute boys (legal of course). I have done it with a few guys one on one but never as part of a group. I got this idea from a friend who said he once had 4 guys he met in a bar spend a few hours kicking him. I thought I would find a few guys who could travel here; we would then drive to a hotel (probably a suite type room or perhaps an apartment or condo) nearby and spend the weekend having fun. I would pay all expenses (airfare, meals, etc). At the party we would have on hand refreshments like beer, chips and other munchies, soda, etc. and probably order pizza or take out for meals.
As for the event itself I would expect that you (my guests) spend a few times a day kicking and beating my balls. In between that I would also enjoy some "regular" sex like sucking (mostly me sucking you) and maybe me being fucked. Other than that you could relax and hang out or we can figure out some activities for you guys to do when not working on me.
I am flexible as to the details and wanted to get input from as many guys as possible. My only rule is NO drugs (even weed) of any kind. Once I choose a few guys that I think are the best match (personality, looks, body, into this scene, etc.) we can all work out the details as to the date, time, etc. I would also agree to share pics and bios about the other guys coming once we have a basic plan worked out, if you all agree. We could also figure out a way to have a group chat or conference on MSN or Yahoo to make sure we all get along.
Anyhow if you are at all interested in this please get back to me and let me know your thoughts, ideas, and suggestions. I am contacting several guys, since I know all will not reply and all will not be a good match, so if you reply please include the following information so I can track who everyone is......
Name, age, location (city/state), stats, what you get into and do not get into, any limits, etc. and if possible a few pictures would be nice as well.
I hope that over the next few weeks we can work this out and come up with a fun plan for me, you, and the other guys I choose for the event. I hope it will be a total blast.
Thanks!
ROB
PS-if I hear back from you I will respond with more info about myself, pics, etc
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
Beaucoup d'Updates
I'm no gawsip BUT...
Apparently, we caused a bit of a rift between Mr. White Horsecock himself and his fat bottom! So word of (cock-filled) mouth finally went round ye olde towne that Mr. WH relentlessly cruises that cesspool craigslist.com for lonely bottoms (and Lord Jaysus knows the Burg has that in abundance!)--and the fat bottom was scared of our good friend AIDSmonster enough to cite irreconcilable differences in their down-low relationship! PSA to the fat bottom: we all know what you are. Please stop pretending that no one identifies your queeny voice just because you're in a position of "power" on this campus.
Speaking of cragslist--Ms. Have-You-Seen-My-Asshole is up to it again! Four postings in as many days! Why you think you can white out your face and be confident no one gon' recognize the rest of your nasty midget ass body? Might want to take off that easily identified jewelry before you post another ad begging to be fucked in any fashion, you trash. Oh, and if you can't find your own asshole (we blew the photo to 400% and couldn't), maybe you shouldn't try and make a top do it. And more from good ol' craigslist M4M forum--we received one particularly salacious response to our fake ad from a curious freshmeat. He's toned but not muscular, tall but not "too tall" and has backne--but he's using a cream for it! He has a fur coat on his ass, but is willing to shave it. Oh, and he's open to dildo play. Sounds like a winner!
In DList news (sort of a facebook for faggots, but with sexual position and pr0n), another closet case was discovered. He's a big hungry bottom...with a lovely girlfriend! A friend of a friend confronted him about it, and the profile was down within a day. Wonder if the girlfriend has a handy strap-on!
Awlso--good friend Blackout Bottom has done it again! Twice in two weeks! He be stealing all the damn DC tops! Step off bitch before we steal your hurrls back!
What else my dahlings?
OH MY GOD. One of the Truest Sluts of campus got wasted and jerked off on webcam for an anonymous source. We all saw the video rip, queef, so don't think you fooling anyone! PS-your dick is not as fierce as we expected for all the bottoms you surreptitiously be snatching up!
One of our own rank has a new top. We need not go into that little detail, but just know that he has been spotted around campus in the company of someone suspiciously resembling Rumer Willis! *wretches* Oh. And the top has another friend who eyefucks every faggot in his closet-case-induced tunnel vision. Note to closet faggots--do not wear girl pants, horn-rimmed glasses, and THEN eyefucks our queens. We could let the emo attire slide along with your supposed heterosexuality, but the minute you lock eyes with we, it ALL over.
Various updates on FEV:
Queen = Queef = Quaff = Coiffure. Any of the listed work, but be sure to watch your intonation or you'll sound like sum dum quaff.
Fierce/Tranny/Hot Mess were NOT coined by Christian Siriano. We love the queen, but if any of us hear that we "stole" the words from him again, be prepared to have your fat ass sprayed with mace, and then beaten with our goddamn hurrls.
Sick/Sack/Seck are slowly fading. Feel free to revive them. Tru sick or So sick are still glimmering with life.
Feminizing male names is still truly tru. Specifically in use on straight men--make sure to say it with a particularly queeny flick of the wrist and watch as the tops flee like meerkats!
Oh--and if you hear that Brit-obsessed freshmeat (you all know who he is) trying to out-fierce the Tranny Trio, feel free to stop him in his tracks--which should be easy enough considering he only travels with a flock of vagina anywhere he goes. It's not gonna happen, queen. Learn to respect your elders before you see what a damn angry mob of faggots looks like!
Much (faux) love for now, dahlings! Stay tru.
Apparently, we caused a bit of a rift between Mr. White Horsecock himself and his fat bottom! So word of (cock-filled) mouth finally went round ye olde towne that Mr. WH relentlessly cruises that cesspool craigslist.com for lonely bottoms (and Lord Jaysus knows the Burg has that in abundance!)--and the fat bottom was scared of our good friend AIDSmonster enough to cite irreconcilable differences in their down-low relationship! PSA to the fat bottom: we all know what you are. Please stop pretending that no one identifies your queeny voice just because you're in a position of "power" on this campus.
Speaking of cragslist--Ms. Have-You-Seen-My-Asshole is up to it again! Four postings in as many days! Why you think you can white out your face and be confident no one gon' recognize the rest of your nasty midget ass body? Might want to take off that easily identified jewelry before you post another ad begging to be fucked in any fashion, you trash. Oh, and if you can't find your own asshole (we blew the photo to 400% and couldn't), maybe you shouldn't try and make a top do it. And more from good ol' craigslist M4M forum--we received one particularly salacious response to our fake ad from a curious freshmeat. He's toned but not muscular, tall but not "too tall" and has backne--but he's using a cream for it! He has a fur coat on his ass, but is willing to shave it. Oh, and he's open to dildo play. Sounds like a winner!
In DList news (sort of a facebook for faggots, but with sexual position and pr0n), another closet case was discovered. He's a big hungry bottom...with a lovely girlfriend! A friend of a friend confronted him about it, and the profile was down within a day. Wonder if the girlfriend has a handy strap-on!
Awlso--good friend Blackout Bottom has done it again! Twice in two weeks! He be stealing all the damn DC tops! Step off bitch before we steal your hurrls back!
What else my dahlings?
OH MY GOD. One of the Truest Sluts of campus got wasted and jerked off on webcam for an anonymous source. We all saw the video rip, queef, so don't think you fooling anyone! PS-your dick is not as fierce as we expected for all the bottoms you surreptitiously be snatching up!
One of our own rank has a new top. We need not go into that little detail, but just know that he has been spotted around campus in the company of someone suspiciously resembling Rumer Willis! *wretches* Oh. And the top has another friend who eyefucks every faggot in his closet-case-induced tunnel vision. Note to closet faggots--do not wear girl pants, horn-rimmed glasses, and THEN eyefucks our queens. We could let the emo attire slide along with your supposed heterosexuality, but the minute you lock eyes with we, it ALL over.
Various updates on FEV:
Queen = Queef = Quaff = Coiffure. Any of the listed work, but be sure to watch your intonation or you'll sound like sum dum quaff.
Fierce/Tranny/Hot Mess were NOT coined by Christian Siriano. We love the queen, but if any of us hear that we "stole" the words from him again, be prepared to have your fat ass sprayed with mace, and then beaten with our goddamn hurrls.
Sick/Sack/Seck are slowly fading. Feel free to revive them. Tru sick or So sick are still glimmering with life.
Feminizing male names is still truly tru. Specifically in use on straight men--make sure to say it with a particularly queeny flick of the wrist and watch as the tops flee like meerkats!
Oh--and if you hear that Brit-obsessed freshmeat (you all know who he is) trying to out-fierce the Tranny Trio, feel free to stop him in his tracks--which should be easy enough considering he only travels with a flock of vagina anywhere he goes. It's not gonna happen, queen. Learn to respect your elders before you see what a damn angry mob of faggots looks like!
Much (faux) love for now, dahlings! Stay tru.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Sum Dum Quaff: Part Twat
FlippedBinary: Hey creepy little girl, you wanna be my new baybuh?
IAmADumbSlutte: who are you
FlippedBinary: Romy.
IAmADumbSlutte: how did you get my AIM adress
FlippedBinary: You messaged me a week or so ago.
FlippedBinary: Being creepy and stalkerish.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh lol you thought i was a stalker
IAmADumbSlutte: thats right
FlippedBinary: I mean, by definition, you were.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol all i wanted was to be a friend i have a bf
FlippedBinary: I really hope that wasn't a picture of you.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would hope that
FlippedBinary: I dunno, that picture looks like an extra from Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: from what
FlippedBinary: Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: ???
FlippedBinary: I'm sorry, do you not speak English?
IAmADumbSlutte: so your saying if that was me i am ugly
FlippedBinary: 日本語はどうですか?
IAmADumbSlutte: what
IAmADumbSlutte: i am asking
FlippedBinary: And it's "you're", for the record.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not in school i dont care and i am not writing and essay or a paper
FlippedBinary: Haha, "Your" obviously not in school.
IAmADumbSlutte: what did you want
FlippedBinary: I wanted to know who's Dlist you used to find me.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont even remember
FlippedBinary: Hmm, but it was a friend wasn't it?
IAmADumbSlutte: no friends brother
FlippedBinary: So, you do know who's it was.
FlippedBinary: Liar and a stalker.
FlippedBinary: Surprise, surprise.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: your getting blocked again
FlippedBinary: Haha, again?
FlippedBinary: Fabulous
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah most people i can unblock cause they dont bother to message me back
FlippedBinary: I take it you scare people off frequently then?
IAmADumbSlutte: no these are guys that have scared me off
IAmADumbSlutte: threatend me
IAmADumbSlutte: and basicly just want me for sex
FlippedBinary: Threatened to spray you with Raid?
IAmADumbSlutte: no to find me and come after me
FlippedBinary: They wanted to come after you?
FlippedBinary: And use you for sex?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
IAmADumbSlutte: basicly because i told him i had a bf and didnt want to go out with him
FlippedBinary: Was he blind?
IAmADumbSlutte: he came to me and was like hi hottie
FlippedBinary: Or did you just not send a picture?
IAmADumbSlutte: would you stop being a bitch
IAmADumbSlutte: it would be nice
FlippedBinary: I mean, if you'd stop lying to me, sure.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not lying
IAmADumbSlutte: honest
FlippedBinary: But you don't remember your friend's brother?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
IAmADumbSlutte: i went on there once
IAmADumbSlutte: to look up my friends brother and see if anyone and well i found you and well i havent bothered to try anyone else so i havent been back on
FlippedBinary: A likely story.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i lie
IAmADumbSlutte: what do i have to hide
FlippedBinary: Looking like that, scientists might want to study the missing link.
IAmADumbSlutte: honestly i have nothing to hide i told you everything
IAmADumbSlutte: if you dont want to believe me thats up to you
FlippedBinary: So send me a real picture.
IAmADumbSlutte: that was one
FlippedBinary: Really?
IAmADumbSlutte: yes
FlippedBinary: Because I mean, you told me at first that you were a girl.
FlippedBinary: And later, that you were a guy.
FlippedBinary: Honestly, I can understand your confusion.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am a girl
IAmADumbSlutte: who is 18
FlippedBinary: And not a guy?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
FlippedBinary: Like you said you were?
IAmADumbSlutte: when did i say i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: i honestly dont think i said that
IAmADumbSlutte: i might have said i act more like a guy and dont do as many girly things
IAmADumbSlutte: i like to fish and boat and hike and camp and stuff
IAmADumbSlutte: no that would have been really weird if i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: lol asking for like a friend and stuff especially with the older brother stuff and about matt and
FlippedBinary: Riiiiight.
FlippedBinary: Matt.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah my friend who committed suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: he hanged himself
FlippedBinary: That's too bad.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: So, because you suffered a tragedy.
FlippedBinary: You stalk random gay guys online.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont stalk em
FlippedBinary: After hacking in to someone's Dlist account.
FlippedBinary: To make friends.
FlippedBinary: With gay guys that you don't know.
IAmADumbSlutte: no i didnt even hack into someones account
IAmADumbSlutte: ugh
IAmADumbSlutte: you dont understand
FlippedBinary: Obviously not.
IAmADumbSlutte: i just looked up one person my their name
IAmADumbSlutte: on there
FlippedBinary: That sentence makes so sense at all.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok look my friends brother i looked him up by whatever his screen name is on there and then i like clicked his friends and then like a friend of his friend and saw you and just yeah it was risky yeah i regret it
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean my guy friends they are all i have especially the older ones they are like the father i wish i had
IAmADumbSlutte: because my dad is a alcoholic who is abusive
IAmADumbSlutte: ok bye
IAmADumbSlutte: who are you
FlippedBinary: Romy.
IAmADumbSlutte: how did you get my AIM adress
FlippedBinary: You messaged me a week or so ago.
FlippedBinary: Being creepy and stalkerish.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh lol you thought i was a stalker
IAmADumbSlutte: thats right
FlippedBinary: I mean, by definition, you were.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol all i wanted was to be a friend i have a bf
FlippedBinary: I really hope that wasn't a picture of you.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would hope that
FlippedBinary: I dunno, that picture looks like an extra from Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: from what
FlippedBinary: Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: ???
FlippedBinary: I'm sorry, do you not speak English?
IAmADumbSlutte: so your saying if that was me i am ugly
FlippedBinary: 日本語はどうですか?
IAmADumbSlutte: what
IAmADumbSlutte: i am asking
FlippedBinary: And it's "you're", for the record.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not in school i dont care and i am not writing and essay or a paper
FlippedBinary: Haha, "Your" obviously not in school.
IAmADumbSlutte: what did you want
FlippedBinary: I wanted to know who's Dlist you used to find me.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont even remember
FlippedBinary: Hmm, but it was a friend wasn't it?
IAmADumbSlutte: no friends brother
FlippedBinary: So, you do know who's it was.
FlippedBinary: Liar and a stalker.
FlippedBinary: Surprise, surprise.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: your getting blocked again
FlippedBinary: Haha, again?
FlippedBinary: Fabulous
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah most people i can unblock cause they dont bother to message me back
FlippedBinary: I take it you scare people off frequently then?
IAmADumbSlutte: no these are guys that have scared me off
IAmADumbSlutte: threatend me
IAmADumbSlutte: and basicly just want me for sex
FlippedBinary: Threatened to spray you with Raid?
IAmADumbSlutte: no to find me and come after me
FlippedBinary: They wanted to come after you?
FlippedBinary: And use you for sex?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
IAmADumbSlutte: basicly because i told him i had a bf and didnt want to go out with him
FlippedBinary: Was he blind?
IAmADumbSlutte: he came to me and was like hi hottie
FlippedBinary: Or did you just not send a picture?
IAmADumbSlutte: would you stop being a bitch
IAmADumbSlutte: it would be nice
FlippedBinary: I mean, if you'd stop lying to me, sure.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not lying
IAmADumbSlutte: honest
FlippedBinary: But you don't remember your friend's brother?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
IAmADumbSlutte: i went on there once
IAmADumbSlutte: to look up my friends brother and see if anyone and well i found you and well i havent bothered to try anyone else so i havent been back on
FlippedBinary: A likely story.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i lie
IAmADumbSlutte: what do i have to hide
FlippedBinary: Looking like that, scientists might want to study the missing link.
IAmADumbSlutte: honestly i have nothing to hide i told you everything
IAmADumbSlutte: if you dont want to believe me thats up to you
FlippedBinary: So send me a real picture.
IAmADumbSlutte: that was one
FlippedBinary: Really?
IAmADumbSlutte: yes
FlippedBinary: Because I mean, you told me at first that you were a girl.
FlippedBinary: And later, that you were a guy.
FlippedBinary: Honestly, I can understand your confusion.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am a girl
IAmADumbSlutte: who is 18
FlippedBinary: And not a guy?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
FlippedBinary: Like you said you were?
IAmADumbSlutte: when did i say i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: i honestly dont think i said that
IAmADumbSlutte: i might have said i act more like a guy and dont do as many girly things
IAmADumbSlutte: i like to fish and boat and hike and camp and stuff
IAmADumbSlutte: no that would have been really weird if i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: lol asking for like a friend and stuff especially with the older brother stuff and about matt and
FlippedBinary: Riiiiight.
FlippedBinary: Matt.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah my friend who committed suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: he hanged himself
FlippedBinary: That's too bad.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: So, because you suffered a tragedy.
FlippedBinary: You stalk random gay guys online.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont stalk em
FlippedBinary: After hacking in to someone's Dlist account.
FlippedBinary: To make friends.
FlippedBinary: With gay guys that you don't know.
IAmADumbSlutte: no i didnt even hack into someones account
IAmADumbSlutte: ugh
IAmADumbSlutte: you dont understand
FlippedBinary: Obviously not.
IAmADumbSlutte: i just looked up one person my their name
IAmADumbSlutte: on there
FlippedBinary: That sentence makes so sense at all.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok look my friends brother i looked him up by whatever his screen name is on there and then i like clicked his friends and then like a friend of his friend and saw you and just yeah it was risky yeah i regret it
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean my guy friends they are all i have especially the older ones they are like the father i wish i had
IAmADumbSlutte: because my dad is a alcoholic who is abusive
IAmADumbSlutte: ok bye
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Sum Dum Quaff: Part Deux
So, turns out it wasn't some 18 year old girl but some creepy gay guy. I attached a picture for those who are curious.
True aborted fetus.
Sum Dum Quaff
Ok, so, I just got this random message from some queef stalker. I thought you might enjoy it.
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IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye
Like, really, that's lame.
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IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye
Like, really, that's lame.
Friday, March 14, 2008
This Campus is Absolute Garbage
I'm no gossip but dayum this campus has descended to new low levels of sewage.
Let's see what we have. One of our own, Mr. I Only Listen to Shit Music When Drunk decided he was going to sleep with the man, the myth, the legend himself, the leader of the HOD. Rumor has it that it happened after a night of waste at that STD infested cesspool of methheads, the Wave. The lovely couple retired to BT's mansion and hooked up in the projector room to the playing of BT's latest expose into the carnal arts.
That Piece of Garbage that lives at Tran Manor stopped the Queen of Gossip for the juiciest bit we've heard in a long time. 50 Stories was at the home of the Fairy Godmother cooking tru soul food: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits and gravy, deep-fried in bacon grease with a side of codeine. The DL top that lives with the Godmother, you know, the townie ex con, was awoken to the scent of his comfort foods and was in such a haze that he topped 50 bareback! We comment on the difficulty of finding her asshole to Mr. Is His Accent For Show to which he replied, "Poke and ye shall find."
In other news, かぶき approached us with a business proposition which we are currently in the midst of negotiating. Fierce.
Until next time, dahlings!
Let's see what we have. One of our own, Mr. I Only Listen to Shit Music When Drunk decided he was going to sleep with the man, the myth, the legend himself, the leader of the HOD. Rumor has it that it happened after a night of waste at that STD infested cesspool of methheads, the Wave. The lovely couple retired to BT's mansion and hooked up in the projector room to the playing of BT's latest expose into the carnal arts.
That Piece of Garbage that lives at Tran Manor stopped the Queen of Gossip for the juiciest bit we've heard in a long time. 50 Stories was at the home of the Fairy Godmother cooking tru soul food: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits and gravy, deep-fried in bacon grease with a side of codeine. The DL top that lives with the Godmother, you know, the townie ex con, was awoken to the scent of his comfort foods and was in such a haze that he topped 50 bareback! We comment on the difficulty of finding her asshole to Mr. Is His Accent For Show to which he replied, "Poke and ye shall find."
In other news, かぶき approached us with a business proposition which we are currently in the midst of negotiating. Fierce.
Until next time, dahlings!
Thursday, February 28, 2008
At the Behest of Dolce and Gabbana
Hello little darlings of cyberspace! I know I've been kind of MIA in the blogosphere this and last semester but classes have been a bitch. That's not to say, however, that I've not been keeping up on my gossip. And let me tell you, it is fierce.
Firstly, let's talk about fierce. I mean, I love mah gurl Christian from PR and think she is a visionary designer, but I'll be daaaaaaaamned is she is going to be credited with bringing 'fierce' into FEV. That's Faggot English Vernacular for those not in the know.
Secondly, that piece of trash (we all know who this is), got drunk at a party and slapped the Queen of Gossip herself. You know I was pissed and snatched that busted weave.
Thirdly, Dolce and Gabbana informs me that Triple Digits has been linked to a certain alias-prone Z-List actor. We're not surprised. I mean, honestly, at this rate, he's already got Moore's Law fucked all to hell. Not unlike certain parts of his anatomy...
Forget the ordinal adverbs. Certain campus closet homos (in various states of coming out) have taken to posting on the E-Harmony for trailer trash, craigslist. Namely, a certain White Horse Cock. I mean, everyone already knows who he is. And let us tell you, his name is very fitting.
Ok, so, that's all I'm going to post for now, but stay tuned. I promise more regular updates and when you end up being "That Dumb Bitch" at the party, we're watching.
Firstly, let's talk about fierce. I mean, I love mah gurl Christian from PR and think she is a visionary designer, but I'll be daaaaaaaamned is she is going to be credited with bringing 'fierce' into FEV. That's Faggot English Vernacular for those not in the know.
Secondly, that piece of trash (we all know who this is), got drunk at a party and slapped the Queen of Gossip herself. You know I was pissed and snatched that busted weave.
Thirdly, Dolce and Gabbana informs me that Triple Digits has been linked to a certain alias-prone Z-List actor. We're not surprised. I mean, honestly, at this rate, he's already got Moore's Law fucked all to hell. Not unlike certain parts of his anatomy...
Forget the ordinal adverbs. Certain campus closet homos (in various states of coming out) have taken to posting on the E-Harmony for trailer trash, craigslist. Namely, a certain White Horse Cock. I mean, everyone already knows who he is. And let us tell you, his name is very fitting.
Ok, so, that's all I'm going to post for now, but stay tuned. I promise more regular updates and when you end up being "That Dumb Bitch" at the party, we're watching.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Freshmeat
So, as you all know, the freshmeats move in tomorrow! Better tell them to keep away from the TDX! Sack! The gossip rivers haven't been flowing a lot lately but let me tell you dahlings, a lot has happened! Two Dinners flew to Las Vegas and pulled a Lohan dying her hair all shades of shiteous. It's rumoured that she met that true tran steroid abuser Carrot Top! Sack. The Martyr herself joined together with that Queen of Trash, true Basura, to celebrate their birthdays. The Martyr turned 21 and can finally stop sneaking into the Leafe. Awlso, it's been reported that the Orange Troll tried to get in a holocaust survivors pants and got turned down! How's that for the Battle of the Bulge? Awlso! That night, Basura in true tranny fashion teamed up with that truly post woman and had a threesome with the roommate and best friend of her mortal enemy! Sack! True espionage. And it has just come to my attention that there is one amongst our kind that claims to be on top of the chain of command of our forces. She claims to be the most fierce person on campus, outdoing Postlette, Frieda, Jamila, Basura, Two Dinners, Sister Bleedsoe of the Order of the Ex-hoes, the butt-stuffing Diaper Queen and the Martyr herself. Put together. We ain't gonna topple that 50 story building! Post.
Monday, April 23, 2007
I would do anything for ... a ham sandwich?
Hello little dahlings! Now I'm no gossip but it has been rumored that Mr. Campbells Soup himself has got a little thing for the older gents. Overheard spilling his secrets at the cesspool of the Grind (WM replica of Sodom and Gomorrah), Mr. Campbell was seen cavorting himself this weekend with a 38 year old true mans cab driver from Norfolk! He ain't a sailor! Taking a tip from two- dinners, he didn't sell himself short- HE GOT A HAM SANDWICH OUT OF THE DEAL! Truly SACK- his UC swipes must be running out!
Stay tuned for more updates from this weekend!
Stay tuned for more updates from this weekend!
Wednesday, April 18, 2007
She ain't a ho... GAN!
WE all love those trannies, especially when they're right here on campus. TequilaTitties announced her trannylicious status last night over aim talking about her tiny asian feet, saying she can squeeze them into a size 4.5. However betch can only wear flats and sandals because her calves are too diesel for boots- the mark of a true tranny. A TRUE MANS! She ain't Brooke Ho'gan!
In other news, Ms. Scary Gary had an all out confessional tonight. She ain't a ho. She admitted to have fucked Scary Gary the homeless constuction townie at the library tavern at a "rumored to be mo frat" date party the other week. When asked how it was, she replied better than that time in Barratt with my 1L. SECK! 2 words- Jelly Belly?
In other news, Ms. Scary Gary had an all out confessional tonight. She ain't a ho. She admitted to have fucked Scary Gary the homeless constuction townie at the library tavern at a "rumored to be mo frat" date party the other week. When asked how it was, she replied better than that time in Barratt with my 1L. SECK! 2 words- Jelly Belly?
Tuesday, April 17, 2007
Lawd
The gossip just keeps pouring in. Rumour has it the the faggle of gays traveling with the Spilipino were afraid to leave her at 110 because she was the only vag there! She wasn't about to be involved in a train drain! Awlso, that fat cow Two Dinners was seen today with a ferocious looking hickey and rug burn on her knee! She didn't get fucked!
So we're back...
A few more updates... it has been confirmed that the true mans he is little randy kyrios is marrying the Bleedsoe in Las Vegas Spring '08. Not to be outdone by Ms. Jamison D herself who plans to seduce the nephew of the sickest fat conservative university founder out there, Bleedsoe is working on being the most thunderous ho of our time. Following in the footsteps of Ms. BritBrit herself (pre KFED) this wedding shall be truly smeg, annulment directly after and all. Direct comment from Ms. meat and cheese "they come free at the law school". Sack!!
AWWWLSO, it has been rumored there is a full out avian war between shirtless JC the martyr herself and the French bird flu carrier Satine De Bouvier. Rumored to have insulted her taste of music at the GAYEST DANCE PARTY EVER, Satine called JC "sack" and said "never to go shirtless again". JC's comment on this has been simple "go back to France and put on some weight". We look forward to more feed for this birdtale.
AWWWLSO it is rumored Ms. 2 dinners cut herself bangs. After drinking a bottle of old seagrams Friday afternoon, the dumb betch cut her hair with fiskars safety scissors only to realise it looked like shit. She claims she aint no Stevie Wonder, but bitch is either blind or so desperate her standards are non existent.
AWWWLSO, it has been rumored there is a full out avian war between shirtless JC the martyr herself and the French bird flu carrier Satine De Bouvier. Rumored to have insulted her taste of music at the GAYEST DANCE PARTY EVER, Satine called JC "sack" and said "never to go shirtless again". JC's comment on this has been simple "go back to France and put on some weight". We look forward to more feed for this birdtale.
AWWWLSO it is rumored Ms. 2 dinners cut herself bangs. After drinking a bottle of old seagrams Friday afternoon, the dumb betch cut her hair with fiskars safety scissors only to realise it looked like shit. She claims she aint no Stevie Wonder, but bitch is either blind or so desperate her standards are non existent.
Monday, April 16, 2007
Totes Smeg: Smeg is the new Sick
Okay little dahlings, I'm no gossip but I have some truly fierce news for all you gossip whores out there. I hear from a reliable source that a certain KDR frat boy has contracted a yeast infection. Before being diagnosed, he thought it was the gonorrhea. He says, "I thought it was the gon....again..." Smeg! Rumor has it, he's also uncut which totes means Bleedsoe should get on to making that grilled cheese! Awlso, fiercest dance party in a while occurred Friday night at the opium den known as 1107. Lots of gossip from here. Josh Parasite Hilton took over DJing when some rando was playing shiteous music and he made it truly fierce queens! Rhyanne Two Dinners was seen cavorting with some hot true mans and making out all over the place with her bagina pressed all over him. Smeg! Awlso, XtothehardcoreX was seen being a true TV and wearing a fierce flower print dress! Awlso! That slut, the Spilipino, was seen grinding her snatch all over a truly cute freshmans. He was seen shirtless multiple times and let me tell you dahlings, he was fierce! Rumor has it, they hooked up in Stephan's bed and left him used condoms to shove up his ass later. Upon asking about freshmans' member, Spilipino spilled the sausage casings! I'm no gossip but he's Italian... Awlso, MynameshouldberevolvingdoorsCasino was rumoured to have been left in a cardboard box at Lambo on Friday night! And the following night, she truly woke up in jizz covered sheets at the Pi Phi house! Awlso, Jacob Technoissomuchfiercerthantrance removed that shiteous mullet and replaced it with....a rat-tail? Ugh, learn fashion honeys! Also, just as Madge and JT are planning a fierce collab, there are rumours that Parasite and Blohan are in the works for a studio production remake of Missy's "She's a Bitch" Stay tuned for more fierce gossip!
Saturday, April 14, 2007
Update finally
I'm no gossip but I have a shit ton that I'll be posting over the next few days. There is a certain Psi U brother who likes to get pissed on! He ain't a pregnancy test. Sick. Also, I hear that a Les Bos and Ho Mo from Lambda are not only fucking, but dating! Way to deconstruct yourself! Also, I don't think I need to name a name or give a context, considering how much this tidbit is going around, but I'll give you one word: smegma.
Tuesday, March 13, 2007
Updates on their way!
So, avid blog readers, we here at I'm no gossip but have been slacking lately but we promise to post new gossip soon to fill your hungry...eyes? SICK! Keep reading, we love you!
Friday, February 9, 2007
The Good Anna
Honeys, we need to just go ahead and have a nice little, Vicodin-induced moment of silence for Anna Nicole Smith. Girl be dead! Here's to you, true Queen.
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Fresh Meat.
So I'm no gossip but...the Gay Demigods tell us that we've got some fresh meat coming to the WM LGBTQLMNOP community this semester. My advice to the queer? Watch your ass, kid. The old gays around these parts are so ravenous, they'll be swarming around you before you get your little tighty whities unpacked. Hungrier than Nicole Richie, more cracked out than Lindsey Blowhan, these gays will rip you apart, one rainbow colored, faggy piece at a time. I've got two final words for you, New Gay. Godspeed, Cap'n.
Friday, January 12, 2007
Some other blogs to browse during the off-season.
Hello dahlings. While the WM gossip scene finishes up the hom(o)e stretch of socialite hibernation, take a look at some very fierce and fag-alacious blogs fresh out of the queer community on campus. Cuz we know all you fairies reading this need to get some edumacation via the sex and drug-laden adventures these boys are riding high on in foreign lands.
http://liciousvanamsterdam.blogspot.com/
http://pragueislife.blogspot.com/
Go now. Be amazed. And be ready for some hot shit going down when the Spring semester kicks into gear. Love ya, bitches!
http://liciousvanamsterdam.blogspot.com/
http://pragueislife.blogspot.com/
Go now. Be amazed. And be ready for some hot shit going down when the Spring semester kicks into gear. Love ya, bitches!
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Famed model finally graduating?
The rumors are true- Mr. D to the sexy Trotter is finally graduating. The little bundle of spice is finally leaving the college after 5 and a half years. He will truly be missed like Star Jones misses her fat.
Seen this weekend at Liquor and Lingerie, looking FIERCE, and dancing with whores Emily, Jami, and Rhyanne (who couldn't keep their hands off him), Mr D to the Sexy was the one to watch. In skimpy underwear, showing off his ripped little body, he was the life and style of the par-tay.
Of course there was other gossip from that night, but we're not going to go there right now.
So, as Mr D. to the sexy Trotter leaves us, and moves on to more whorishly disgraceful yet scandalously classy endevors, GOOD LUCK QUEEN and let that chain hang low!
Seen this weekend at Liquor and Lingerie, looking FIERCE, and dancing with whores Emily, Jami, and Rhyanne (who couldn't keep their hands off him), Mr D to the Sexy was the one to watch. In skimpy underwear, showing off his ripped little body, he was the life and style of the par-tay.
Of course there was other gossip from that night, but we're not going to go there right now.
So, as Mr D. to the sexy Trotter leaves us, and moves on to more whorishly disgraceful yet scandalously classy endevors, GOOD LUCK QUEEN and let that chain hang low!
Turns out call boy is rent boy!
Josh Parasite Hilton took a trip yesterday, to visit one of his many lovers. Rumored to be going somewhere where cock is involved, Parasite packed his bags and is returning Saturday.
Not having enough cock over the weekend, slutbag decided to take his crabs somewhere else. We'll probably see pictures of him and Blohan, Paris and Nicky style, with baginas all pressed up on each other, spreading their nastiness. Speaking of Paris and Blohan, I'm no gossip, but I hear they left together...
Not having enough cock over the weekend, slutbag decided to take his crabs somewhere else. We'll probably see pictures of him and Blohan, Paris and Nicky style, with baginas all pressed up on each other, spreading their nastiness. Speaking of Paris and Blohan, I'm no gossip, but I hear they left together...
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