Updates on their way!

So, avid blog readers, we here at I'm no gossip but have been slacking lately but we promise to post new gossip soon to fill your hungry...eyes? SICK! Keep reading, we love you!

The Good Anna

Honeys, we need to just go ahead and have a nice little, Vicodin-induced moment of silence for Anna Nicole Smith. Girl be dead! Here's to you, true Queen.

Fresh Meat.

So I'm no gossip but...the Gay Demigods tell us that we've got some fresh meat coming to the WM LGBTQLMNOP community this semester. My advice to the queer? Watch your ass, kid. The old gays around these parts are so ravenous, they'll be swarming around you before you get your little tighty whities unpacked. Hungrier than Nicole Richie, more cracked out than Lindsey Blowhan, these gays will rip you apart, one rainbow colored, faggy piece at a time. I've got two final words for you, New Gay. Godspeed, Cap'n.

Some other blogs to browse during the off-season.

Hello dahlings. While the WM gossip scene finishes up the hom(o)e stretch of socialite hibernation, take a look at some very fierce and fag-alacious blogs fresh out of the queer community on campus. Cuz we know all you fairies reading this need to get some edumacation via the sex and drug-laden adventures these boys are riding high on in foreign lands.

http://liciousvanamsterdam.blogspot.com/

http://pragueislife.blogspot.com/

Go now. Be amazed. And be ready for some hot shit going down when the Spring semester kicks into gear. Love ya, bitches!

Famed model finally graduating?

The rumors are true- Mr. D to the sexy Trotter is finally graduating. The little bundle of spice is finally leaving the college after 5 and a half years. He will truly be missed like Star Jones misses her fat.
Seen this weekend at Liquor and Lingerie, looking FIERCE, and dancing with whores Emily, Jami, and Rhyanne (who couldn't keep their hands off him), Mr D to the Sexy was the one to watch. In skimpy underwear, showing off his ripped little body, he was the life and style of the par-tay.
Of course there was other gossip from that night, but we're not going to go there right now.
So, as Mr D. to the sexy Trotter leaves us, and moves on to more whorishly disgraceful yet scandalously classy endevors, GOOD LUCK QUEEN and let that chain hang low!

Turns out call boy is rent boy!

Josh Parasite Hilton took a trip yesterday, to visit one of his many lovers. Rumored to be going somewhere where cock is involved, Parasite packed his bags and is returning Saturday.
Not having enough cock over the weekend, slutbag decided to take his crabs somewhere else. We'll probably see pictures of him and Blohan, Paris and Nicky style, with baginas all pressed up on each other, spreading their nastiness. Speaking of Paris and Blohan, I'm no gossip, but I hear they left together...

Family dinner ends up with pants unbuttoned

So turns out Rhyanne "I eat two dinners" AnorexiaRichie was seen at the calf tonight eating enough food to feed 18 small african children for a month. Table including Emily "I eat one dinner but encourage Rhyanne to eat more" AnorexiaRichie, Jami "Poosh" AnorexiaRichie, Maggie "I eat 3 pieces of lettuce and 18 cookies" AnorexiaRichie, Sean "Swiper" AnorexiaRichie and Stephan "Gossip Queen" racked up a total of 72 plates of food.
All of them were seen leaving the calf with buttons to pants unbuttoned and carrying 3 bananas each, and we all know those fruits aren't going to be eaten but end up like the device purchased at the yard sale and found in a bathtub the next morning covered in orange juice . Ooooowkkay.