Fresh Meat.

So I'm no gossip but...the Gay Demigods tell us that we've got some fresh meat coming to the WM LGBTQLMNOP community this semester. My advice to the queer? Watch your ass, kid. The old gays around these parts are so ravenous, they'll be swarming around you before you get your little tighty whities unpacked. Hungrier than Nicole Richie, more cracked out than Lindsey Blowhan, these gays will rip you apart, one rainbow colored, faggy piece at a time. I've got two final words for you, New Gay. Godspeed, Cap'n.