So, turns out it wasn't some 18 year old girl but some creepy gay guy. I attached a picture for those who are curious.
True aborted fetus.
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Sum Dum Quaff: Part Deux
So, turns out it wasn't some 18 year old girl but some creepy gay guy. I attached a picture for those who are curious.
True aborted fetus.
Sum Dum Quaff
Ok, so, I just got this random message from some queef stalker. I thought you might enjoy it.
Do you know this person? Report IM Spam
IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye
Like, really, that's lame.
Do you know this person? Report IM Spam
IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye
Like, really, that's lame.
Friday, March 14, 2008
This Campus is Absolute Garbage
I'm no gossip but dayum this campus has descended to new low levels of sewage.
Let's see what we have. One of our own, Mr. I Only Listen to Shit Music When Drunk decided he was going to sleep with the man, the myth, the legend himself, the leader of the HOD. Rumor has it that it happened after a night of waste at that STD infested cesspool of methheads, the Wave. The lovely couple retired to BT's mansion and hooked up in the projector room to the playing of BT's latest expose into the carnal arts.
That Piece of Garbage that lives at Tran Manor stopped the Queen of Gossip for the juiciest bit we've heard in a long time. 50 Stories was at the home of the Fairy Godmother cooking tru soul food: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits and gravy, deep-fried in bacon grease with a side of codeine. The DL top that lives with the Godmother, you know, the townie ex con, was awoken to the scent of his comfort foods and was in such a haze that he topped 50 bareback! We comment on the difficulty of finding her asshole to Mr. Is His Accent For Show to which he replied, "Poke and ye shall find."
In other news, γγΆγ approached us with a business proposition which we are currently in the midst of negotiating. Fierce.
Until next time, dahlings!
Let's see what we have. One of our own, Mr. I Only Listen to Shit Music When Drunk decided he was going to sleep with the man, the myth, the legend himself, the leader of the HOD. Rumor has it that it happened after a night of waste at that STD infested cesspool of methheads, the Wave. The lovely couple retired to BT's mansion and hooked up in the projector room to the playing of BT's latest expose into the carnal arts.
That Piece of Garbage that lives at Tran Manor stopped the Queen of Gossip for the juiciest bit we've heard in a long time. 50 Stories was at the home of the Fairy Godmother cooking tru soul food: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits and gravy, deep-fried in bacon grease with a side of codeine. The DL top that lives with the Godmother, you know, the townie ex con, was awoken to the scent of his comfort foods and was in such a haze that he topped 50 bareback! We comment on the difficulty of finding her asshole to Mr. Is His Accent For Show to which he replied, "Poke and ye shall find."
In other news, γγΆγ approached us with a business proposition which we are currently in the midst of negotiating. Fierce.
Until next time, dahlings!
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)