Sum Dum Quaff

Ok, so, I just got this random message from some queef stalker. I thought you might enjoy it.

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IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye

Like, really, that's lame.