Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Fauxmauxs and the like

We're no gossips but, it was recently brought to our attention that a certain fauxmaux freshman was seen having lunch with our own BSU ammy porn star today at the UC. The fauxmaux is often seen cavorting with a female friend but that doesn't mean anything dahlings. She's totally a beard. With all the talk of Christian's lending a hand, I don't think they meant fists! Ohhkay. Ohhkay.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

yes girls. i saw them... i think i read Fauxmaux's lips as he said... "when did you REALLY know"

Anonymous said...

c'mon dawlings dish the dirt. momma's gotta out some more young ones before she flies the coup. is he tall and blond? because if so i know where he will be this saturday night dawlings, and im sure you'll be there to get the scoop.

uuuuhhhh, just saying the word "outing" gets me all moist. like buttaaaaaahhhhhh!!!

ooohhhh, and there is an update from last weekends little menage-a-fuck session as well.

I love you guys, I just want to pinch your little cheekzes.

love,
the outing matriarch