A few more updates... it has been confirmed that the true mans he is little randy kyrios is marrying the Bleedsoe in Las Vegas Spring '08. Not to be outdone by Ms. Jamison D herself who plans to seduce the nephew of the sickest fat conservative university founder out there, Bleedsoe is working on being the most thunderous ho of our time. Following in the footsteps of Ms. BritBrit herself (pre KFED) this wedding shall be truly smeg, annulment directly after and all. Direct comment from Ms. meat and cheese "they come free at the law school". Sack!!
AWWWLSO, it has been rumored there is a full out avian war between shirtless JC the martyr herself and the French bird flu carrier Satine De Bouvier. Rumored to have insulted her taste of music at the GAYEST DANCE PARTY EVER, Satine called JC "sack" and said "never to go shirtless again". JC's comment on this has been simple "go back to France and put on some weight". We look forward to more feed for this birdtale.
AWWWLSO it is rumored Ms. 2 dinners cut herself bangs. After drinking a bottle of old seagrams Friday afternoon, the dumb betch cut her hair with fiskars safety scissors only to realise it looked like shit. She claims she aint no Stevie Wonder, but bitch is either blind or so desperate her standards are non existent.
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