Hi there I saw your profile on Dudesnude. First off let me say this is going to be an unusual request. If you are not interested no hard feelings, do not bother replying, I apologize if I bothered you.
I am a gay man from upstate NY and was looking to organize a party, special event, in October with 3 or 4 cute younger guys. I am planning what I am calling a "ball kicking" party. I enjoy being kicked in the balls, yes kicked in the balls, by cute boys (legal of course). I have done it with a few guys one on one but never as part of a group. I got this idea from a friend who said he once had 4 guys he met in a bar spend a few hours kicking him. I thought I would find a few guys who could travel here; we would then drive to a hotel (probably a suite type room or perhaps an apartment or condo) nearby and spend the weekend having fun. I would pay all expenses (airfare, meals, etc). At the party we would have on hand refreshments like beer, chips and other munchies, soda, etc. and probably order pizza or take out for meals.
As for the event itself I would expect that you (my guests) spend a few times a day kicking and beating my balls. In between that I would also enjoy some "regular" sex like sucking (mostly me sucking you) and maybe me being fucked. Other than that you could relax and hang out or we can figure out some activities for you guys to do when not working on me.
I am flexible as to the details and wanted to get input from as many guys as possible. My only rule is NO drugs (even weed) of any kind. Once I choose a few guys that I think are the best match (personality, looks, body, into this scene, etc.) we can all work out the details as to the date, time, etc. I would also agree to share pics and bios about the other guys coming once we have a basic plan worked out, if you all agree. We could also figure out a way to have a group chat or conference on MSN or Yahoo to make sure we all get along.
Anyhow if you are at all interested in this please get back to me and let me know your thoughts, ideas, and suggestions. I am contacting several guys, since I know all will not reply and all will not be a good match, so if you reply please include the following information so I can track who everyone is......
Name, age, location (city/state), stats, what you get into and do not get into, any limits, etc. and if possible a few pictures would be nice as well.
I hope that over the next few weeks we can work this out and come up with a fun plan for me, you, and the other guys I choose for the event. I hope it will be a total blast.
Thanks!
ROB
PS-if I hear back from you I will respond with more info about myself, pics, etc
Saturday, August 23, 2008
Monday, April 7, 2008
Beaucoup d'Updates
I'm no gawsip BUT...
Apparently, we caused a bit of a rift between Mr. White Horsecock himself and his fat bottom! So word of (cock-filled) mouth finally went round ye olde towne that Mr. WH relentlessly cruises that cesspool craigslist.com for lonely bottoms (and Lord Jaysus knows the Burg has that in abundance!)--and the fat bottom was scared of our good friend AIDSmonster enough to cite irreconcilable differences in their down-low relationship! PSA to the fat bottom: we all know what you are. Please stop pretending that no one identifies your queeny voice just because you're in a position of "power" on this campus.
Speaking of cragslist--Ms. Have-You-Seen-My-Asshole is up to it again! Four postings in as many days! Why you think you can white out your face and be confident no one gon' recognize the rest of your nasty midget ass body? Might want to take off that easily identified jewelry before you post another ad begging to be fucked in any fashion, you trash. Oh, and if you can't find your own asshole (we blew the photo to 400% and couldn't), maybe you shouldn't try and make a top do it. And more from good ol' craigslist M4M forum--we received one particularly salacious response to our fake ad from a curious freshmeat. He's toned but not muscular, tall but not "too tall" and has backne--but he's using a cream for it! He has a fur coat on his ass, but is willing to shave it. Oh, and he's open to dildo play. Sounds like a winner!
In DList news (sort of a facebook for faggots, but with sexual position and pr0n), another closet case was discovered. He's a big hungry bottom...with a lovely girlfriend! A friend of a friend confronted him about it, and the profile was down within a day. Wonder if the girlfriend has a handy strap-on!
Awlso--good friend Blackout Bottom has done it again! Twice in two weeks! He be stealing all the damn DC tops! Step off bitch before we steal your hurrls back!
What else my dahlings?
OH MY GOD. One of the Truest Sluts of campus got wasted and jerked off on webcam for an anonymous source. We all saw the video rip, queef, so don't think you fooling anyone! PS-your dick is not as fierce as we expected for all the bottoms you surreptitiously be snatching up!
One of our own rank has a new top. We need not go into that little detail, but just know that he has been spotted around campus in the company of someone suspiciously resembling Rumer Willis! *wretches* Oh. And the top has another friend who eyefucks every faggot in his closet-case-induced tunnel vision. Note to closet faggots--do not wear girl pants, horn-rimmed glasses, and THEN eyefucks our queens. We could let the emo attire slide along with your supposed heterosexuality, but the minute you lock eyes with we, it ALL over.
Various updates on FEV:
Queen = Queef = Quaff = Coiffure. Any of the listed work, but be sure to watch your intonation or you'll sound like sum dum quaff.
Fierce/Tranny/Hot Mess were NOT coined by Christian Siriano. We love the queen, but if any of us hear that we "stole" the words from him again, be prepared to have your fat ass sprayed with mace, and then beaten with our goddamn hurrls.
Sick/Sack/Seck are slowly fading. Feel free to revive them. Tru sick or So sick are still glimmering with life.
Feminizing male names is still truly tru. Specifically in use on straight men--make sure to say it with a particularly queeny flick of the wrist and watch as the tops flee like meerkats!
Oh--and if you hear that Brit-obsessed freshmeat (you all know who he is) trying to out-fierce the Tranny Trio, feel free to stop him in his tracks--which should be easy enough considering he only travels with a flock of vagina anywhere he goes. It's not gonna happen, queen. Learn to respect your elders before you see what a damn angry mob of faggots looks like!
Much (faux) love for now, dahlings! Stay tru.
Apparently, we caused a bit of a rift between Mr. White Horsecock himself and his fat bottom! So word of (cock-filled) mouth finally went round ye olde towne that Mr. WH relentlessly cruises that cesspool craigslist.com for lonely bottoms (and Lord Jaysus knows the Burg has that in abundance!)--and the fat bottom was scared of our good friend AIDSmonster enough to cite irreconcilable differences in their down-low relationship! PSA to the fat bottom: we all know what you are. Please stop pretending that no one identifies your queeny voice just because you're in a position of "power" on this campus.
Speaking of cragslist--Ms. Have-You-Seen-My-Asshole is up to it again! Four postings in as many days! Why you think you can white out your face and be confident no one gon' recognize the rest of your nasty midget ass body? Might want to take off that easily identified jewelry before you post another ad begging to be fucked in any fashion, you trash. Oh, and if you can't find your own asshole (we blew the photo to 400% and couldn't), maybe you shouldn't try and make a top do it. And more from good ol' craigslist M4M forum--we received one particularly salacious response to our fake ad from a curious freshmeat. He's toned but not muscular, tall but not "too tall" and has backne--but he's using a cream for it! He has a fur coat on his ass, but is willing to shave it. Oh, and he's open to dildo play. Sounds like a winner!
In DList news (sort of a facebook for faggots, but with sexual position and pr0n), another closet case was discovered. He's a big hungry bottom...with a lovely girlfriend! A friend of a friend confronted him about it, and the profile was down within a day. Wonder if the girlfriend has a handy strap-on!
Awlso--good friend Blackout Bottom has done it again! Twice in two weeks! He be stealing all the damn DC tops! Step off bitch before we steal your hurrls back!
What else my dahlings?
OH MY GOD. One of the Truest Sluts of campus got wasted and jerked off on webcam for an anonymous source. We all saw the video rip, queef, so don't think you fooling anyone! PS-your dick is not as fierce as we expected for all the bottoms you surreptitiously be snatching up!
One of our own rank has a new top. We need not go into that little detail, but just know that he has been spotted around campus in the company of someone suspiciously resembling Rumer Willis! *wretches* Oh. And the top has another friend who eyefucks every faggot in his closet-case-induced tunnel vision. Note to closet faggots--do not wear girl pants, horn-rimmed glasses, and THEN eyefucks our queens. We could let the emo attire slide along with your supposed heterosexuality, but the minute you lock eyes with we, it ALL over.
Various updates on FEV:
Queen = Queef = Quaff = Coiffure. Any of the listed work, but be sure to watch your intonation or you'll sound like sum dum quaff.
Fierce/Tranny/Hot Mess were NOT coined by Christian Siriano. We love the queen, but if any of us hear that we "stole" the words from him again, be prepared to have your fat ass sprayed with mace, and then beaten with our goddamn hurrls.
Sick/Sack/Seck are slowly fading. Feel free to revive them. Tru sick or So sick are still glimmering with life.
Feminizing male names is still truly tru. Specifically in use on straight men--make sure to say it with a particularly queeny flick of the wrist and watch as the tops flee like meerkats!
Oh--and if you hear that Brit-obsessed freshmeat (you all know who he is) trying to out-fierce the Tranny Trio, feel free to stop him in his tracks--which should be easy enough considering he only travels with a flock of vagina anywhere he goes. It's not gonna happen, queen. Learn to respect your elders before you see what a damn angry mob of faggots looks like!
Much (faux) love for now, dahlings! Stay tru.
Thursday, April 3, 2008
Sum Dum Quaff: Part Twat
FlippedBinary: Hey creepy little girl, you wanna be my new baybuh?
IAmADumbSlutte: who are you
FlippedBinary: Romy.
IAmADumbSlutte: how did you get my AIM adress
FlippedBinary: You messaged me a week or so ago.
FlippedBinary: Being creepy and stalkerish.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh lol you thought i was a stalker
IAmADumbSlutte: thats right
FlippedBinary: I mean, by definition, you were.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol all i wanted was to be a friend i have a bf
FlippedBinary: I really hope that wasn't a picture of you.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would hope that
FlippedBinary: I dunno, that picture looks like an extra from Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: from what
FlippedBinary: Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: ???
FlippedBinary: I'm sorry, do you not speak English?
IAmADumbSlutte: so your saying if that was me i am ugly
FlippedBinary: 日本語はどうですか?
IAmADumbSlutte: what
IAmADumbSlutte: i am asking
FlippedBinary: And it's "you're", for the record.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not in school i dont care and i am not writing and essay or a paper
FlippedBinary: Haha, "Your" obviously not in school.
IAmADumbSlutte: what did you want
FlippedBinary: I wanted to know who's Dlist you used to find me.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont even remember
FlippedBinary: Hmm, but it was a friend wasn't it?
IAmADumbSlutte: no friends brother
FlippedBinary: So, you do know who's it was.
FlippedBinary: Liar and a stalker.
FlippedBinary: Surprise, surprise.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: your getting blocked again
FlippedBinary: Haha, again?
FlippedBinary: Fabulous
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah most people i can unblock cause they dont bother to message me back
FlippedBinary: I take it you scare people off frequently then?
IAmADumbSlutte: no these are guys that have scared me off
IAmADumbSlutte: threatend me
IAmADumbSlutte: and basicly just want me for sex
FlippedBinary: Threatened to spray you with Raid?
IAmADumbSlutte: no to find me and come after me
FlippedBinary: They wanted to come after you?
FlippedBinary: And use you for sex?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
IAmADumbSlutte: basicly because i told him i had a bf and didnt want to go out with him
FlippedBinary: Was he blind?
IAmADumbSlutte: he came to me and was like hi hottie
FlippedBinary: Or did you just not send a picture?
IAmADumbSlutte: would you stop being a bitch
IAmADumbSlutte: it would be nice
FlippedBinary: I mean, if you'd stop lying to me, sure.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not lying
IAmADumbSlutte: honest
FlippedBinary: But you don't remember your friend's brother?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
IAmADumbSlutte: i went on there once
IAmADumbSlutte: to look up my friends brother and see if anyone and well i found you and well i havent bothered to try anyone else so i havent been back on
FlippedBinary: A likely story.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i lie
IAmADumbSlutte: what do i have to hide
FlippedBinary: Looking like that, scientists might want to study the missing link.
IAmADumbSlutte: honestly i have nothing to hide i told you everything
IAmADumbSlutte: if you dont want to believe me thats up to you
FlippedBinary: So send me a real picture.
IAmADumbSlutte: that was one
FlippedBinary: Really?
IAmADumbSlutte: yes
FlippedBinary: Because I mean, you told me at first that you were a girl.
FlippedBinary: And later, that you were a guy.
FlippedBinary: Honestly, I can understand your confusion.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am a girl
IAmADumbSlutte: who is 18
FlippedBinary: And not a guy?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
FlippedBinary: Like you said you were?
IAmADumbSlutte: when did i say i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: i honestly dont think i said that
IAmADumbSlutte: i might have said i act more like a guy and dont do as many girly things
IAmADumbSlutte: i like to fish and boat and hike and camp and stuff
IAmADumbSlutte: no that would have been really weird if i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: lol asking for like a friend and stuff especially with the older brother stuff and about matt and
FlippedBinary: Riiiiight.
FlippedBinary: Matt.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah my friend who committed suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: he hanged himself
FlippedBinary: That's too bad.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: So, because you suffered a tragedy.
FlippedBinary: You stalk random gay guys online.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont stalk em
FlippedBinary: After hacking in to someone's Dlist account.
FlippedBinary: To make friends.
FlippedBinary: With gay guys that you don't know.
IAmADumbSlutte: no i didnt even hack into someones account
IAmADumbSlutte: ugh
IAmADumbSlutte: you dont understand
FlippedBinary: Obviously not.
IAmADumbSlutte: i just looked up one person my their name
IAmADumbSlutte: on there
FlippedBinary: That sentence makes so sense at all.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok look my friends brother i looked him up by whatever his screen name is on there and then i like clicked his friends and then like a friend of his friend and saw you and just yeah it was risky yeah i regret it
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean my guy friends they are all i have especially the older ones they are like the father i wish i had
IAmADumbSlutte: because my dad is a alcoholic who is abusive
IAmADumbSlutte: ok bye
IAmADumbSlutte: who are you
FlippedBinary: Romy.
IAmADumbSlutte: how did you get my AIM adress
FlippedBinary: You messaged me a week or so ago.
FlippedBinary: Being creepy and stalkerish.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh lol you thought i was a stalker
IAmADumbSlutte: thats right
FlippedBinary: I mean, by definition, you were.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol all i wanted was to be a friend i have a bf
FlippedBinary: I really hope that wasn't a picture of you.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would hope that
FlippedBinary: I dunno, that picture looks like an extra from Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: from what
FlippedBinary: Cocoon.
IAmADumbSlutte: ???
FlippedBinary: I'm sorry, do you not speak English?
IAmADumbSlutte: so your saying if that was me i am ugly
FlippedBinary: 日本語はどうですか?
IAmADumbSlutte: what
IAmADumbSlutte: i am asking
FlippedBinary: And it's "you're", for the record.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not in school i dont care and i am not writing and essay or a paper
FlippedBinary: Haha, "Your" obviously not in school.
IAmADumbSlutte: what did you want
FlippedBinary: I wanted to know who's Dlist you used to find me.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont even remember
FlippedBinary: Hmm, but it was a friend wasn't it?
IAmADumbSlutte: no friends brother
FlippedBinary: So, you do know who's it was.
FlippedBinary: Liar and a stalker.
FlippedBinary: Surprise, surprise.
IAmADumbSlutte: oh whatever
IAmADumbSlutte: your getting blocked again
FlippedBinary: Haha, again?
FlippedBinary: Fabulous
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah most people i can unblock cause they dont bother to message me back
FlippedBinary: I take it you scare people off frequently then?
IAmADumbSlutte: no these are guys that have scared me off
IAmADumbSlutte: threatend me
IAmADumbSlutte: and basicly just want me for sex
FlippedBinary: Threatened to spray you with Raid?
IAmADumbSlutte: no to find me and come after me
FlippedBinary: They wanted to come after you?
FlippedBinary: And use you for sex?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
IAmADumbSlutte: basicly because i told him i had a bf and didnt want to go out with him
FlippedBinary: Was he blind?
IAmADumbSlutte: he came to me and was like hi hottie
FlippedBinary: Or did you just not send a picture?
IAmADumbSlutte: would you stop being a bitch
IAmADumbSlutte: it would be nice
FlippedBinary: I mean, if you'd stop lying to me, sure.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not lying
IAmADumbSlutte: honest
FlippedBinary: But you don't remember your friend's brother?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
IAmADumbSlutte: i went on there once
IAmADumbSlutte: to look up my friends brother and see if anyone and well i found you and well i havent bothered to try anyone else so i havent been back on
FlippedBinary: A likely story.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i lie
IAmADumbSlutte: what do i have to hide
FlippedBinary: Looking like that, scientists might want to study the missing link.
IAmADumbSlutte: honestly i have nothing to hide i told you everything
IAmADumbSlutte: if you dont want to believe me thats up to you
FlippedBinary: So send me a real picture.
IAmADumbSlutte: that was one
FlippedBinary: Really?
IAmADumbSlutte: yes
FlippedBinary: Because I mean, you told me at first that you were a girl.
FlippedBinary: And later, that you were a guy.
FlippedBinary: Honestly, I can understand your confusion.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am a girl
IAmADumbSlutte: who is 18
FlippedBinary: And not a guy?
IAmADumbSlutte: no
FlippedBinary: Like you said you were?
IAmADumbSlutte: when did i say i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: i honestly dont think i said that
IAmADumbSlutte: i might have said i act more like a guy and dont do as many girly things
IAmADumbSlutte: i like to fish and boat and hike and camp and stuff
IAmADumbSlutte: no that would have been really weird if i was a guy
IAmADumbSlutte: lol asking for like a friend and stuff especially with the older brother stuff and about matt and
FlippedBinary: Riiiiight.
FlippedBinary: Matt.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah my friend who committed suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: he hanged himself
FlippedBinary: That's too bad.
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: So, because you suffered a tragedy.
FlippedBinary: You stalk random gay guys online.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i dont stalk em
FlippedBinary: After hacking in to someone's Dlist account.
FlippedBinary: To make friends.
FlippedBinary: With gay guys that you don't know.
IAmADumbSlutte: no i didnt even hack into someones account
IAmADumbSlutte: ugh
IAmADumbSlutte: you dont understand
FlippedBinary: Obviously not.
IAmADumbSlutte: i just looked up one person my their name
IAmADumbSlutte: on there
FlippedBinary: That sentence makes so sense at all.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok look my friends brother i looked him up by whatever his screen name is on there and then i like clicked his friends and then like a friend of his friend and saw you and just yeah it was risky yeah i regret it
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean my guy friends they are all i have especially the older ones they are like the father i wish i had
IAmADumbSlutte: because my dad is a alcoholic who is abusive
IAmADumbSlutte: ok bye
Saturday, March 15, 2008
Sum Dum Quaff: Part Deux
So, turns out it wasn't some 18 year old girl but some creepy gay guy. I attached a picture for those who are curious.
True aborted fetus.
Sum Dum Quaff
Ok, so, I just got this random message from some queef stalker. I thought you might enjoy it.
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IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye
Like, really, that's lame.
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IAmADumbSlutte: hey
IAmADumbSlutte: lol look this is going to sound so weird to you but i guess thats ok
IAmADumbSlutte: my name is amanda and your probably wondering how i got your AIM
IAmADumbSlutte: if you want i will tell ya
IAmADumbSlutte: but its up to you
FlippedBinary: Who?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah exactly
IAmADumbSlutte: you probably dont know me unless you have seen me from around town in williamsburg
FlippedBinary: Umm...
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i can explain
IAmADumbSlutte: lol just promise me you have an open mind
FlippedBinary: I'm waiting.
IAmADumbSlutte: lol i am a straight girl who is in love but like my friend who is gay was showing me he found out his brother was gay by showing me the dlist and then i mean honestly i dont get along with girls that well but i get along great with guys and extremely well with gay guys so i looked on there to see if there were any gay guys in williamsburg
IAmADumbSlutte: but i obviously dont have a profile on there or anything
FlippedBinary: You're fucking creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: no listen
IAmADumbSlutte: please
IAmADumbSlutte: i have been abused before by a number of guys including my father and someone i went out with
IAmADumbSlutte: and that is why i get along with gay guys a lot better
FlippedBinary: That is the lamest excuse for stalking someone I've ever heard.
IAmADumbSlutte: i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i have a bf
FlippedBinary: Congratulations.
IAmADumbSlutte: why would i stalk someone who is gay
IAmADumbSlutte: thats just stupid
FlippedBinary: I don't know. Why would you go on a day hookup site looking for guys?
FlippedBinary: gay*
FlippedBinary: I mean, really.
IAmADumbSlutte: no my friend was showing me he sneaked on his brothers computer
IAmADumbSlutte: and found out he was gay which he didnt know
IAmADumbSlutte: i swaree
IAmADumbSlutte: i dont lie
FlippedBinary: So, you have a gay friend who's brother is also gay?
IAmADumbSlutte: yeah
FlippedBinary: And you decided to message me because...?
IAmADumbSlutte: because you are in williamsburg and most of my gay friends are like older brothers to me and well i mean the one close friend that i had who was gay because i honestly dont trust straight guys that much he commited suicide
IAmADumbSlutte: if you went to jamestown you might have known him
FlippedBinary: No, I didn't.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok
IAmADumbSlutte: but honestly i am not stalking you
IAmADumbSlutte: i mean i miss matt so much but i mean he is never coming back
FlippedBinary: I mean, maybe they don't define that word in sixth grade, but randomly messaging some guy from online is kinda stalking.
IAmADumbSlutte: ok i am sorry but that was not my intention
IAmADumbSlutte: at all
FlippedBinary: Then what was?
IAmADumbSlutte: to become friends
FlippedBinary: Creepy.
IAmADumbSlutte: and maybe for you to be like an older brother
IAmADumbSlutte: its ok i will go
FlippedBinary: Bye.
IAmADumbSlutte: ~wipes away my tears from missing friend~
IAmADumbSlutte: bye
Like, really, that's lame.
Friday, March 14, 2008
This Campus is Absolute Garbage
I'm no gossip but dayum this campus has descended to new low levels of sewage.
Let's see what we have. One of our own, Mr. I Only Listen to Shit Music When Drunk decided he was going to sleep with the man, the myth, the legend himself, the leader of the HOD. Rumor has it that it happened after a night of waste at that STD infested cesspool of methheads, the Wave. The lovely couple retired to BT's mansion and hooked up in the projector room to the playing of BT's latest expose into the carnal arts.
That Piece of Garbage that lives at Tran Manor stopped the Queen of Gossip for the juiciest bit we've heard in a long time. 50 Stories was at the home of the Fairy Godmother cooking tru soul food: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits and gravy, deep-fried in bacon grease with a side of codeine. The DL top that lives with the Godmother, you know, the townie ex con, was awoken to the scent of his comfort foods and was in such a haze that he topped 50 bareback! We comment on the difficulty of finding her asshole to Mr. Is His Accent For Show to which he replied, "Poke and ye shall find."
In other news, かぶき approached us with a business proposition which we are currently in the midst of negotiating. Fierce.
Until next time, dahlings!
Let's see what we have. One of our own, Mr. I Only Listen to Shit Music When Drunk decided he was going to sleep with the man, the myth, the legend himself, the leader of the HOD. Rumor has it that it happened after a night of waste at that STD infested cesspool of methheads, the Wave. The lovely couple retired to BT's mansion and hooked up in the projector room to the playing of BT's latest expose into the carnal arts.
That Piece of Garbage that lives at Tran Manor stopped the Queen of Gossip for the juiciest bit we've heard in a long time. 50 Stories was at the home of the Fairy Godmother cooking tru soul food: fried chicken, hush puppies, biscuits and gravy, deep-fried in bacon grease with a side of codeine. The DL top that lives with the Godmother, you know, the townie ex con, was awoken to the scent of his comfort foods and was in such a haze that he topped 50 bareback! We comment on the difficulty of finding her asshole to Mr. Is His Accent For Show to which he replied, "Poke and ye shall find."
In other news, かぶき approached us with a business proposition which we are currently in the midst of negotiating. Fierce.
Until next time, dahlings!
Thursday, February 28, 2008
At the Behest of Dolce and Gabbana
Hello little darlings of cyberspace! I know I've been kind of MIA in the blogosphere this and last semester but classes have been a bitch. That's not to say, however, that I've not been keeping up on my gossip. And let me tell you, it is fierce.
Firstly, let's talk about fierce. I mean, I love mah gurl Christian from PR and think she is a visionary designer, but I'll be daaaaaaaamned is she is going to be credited with bringing 'fierce' into FEV. That's Faggot English Vernacular for those not in the know.
Secondly, that piece of trash (we all know who this is), got drunk at a party and slapped the Queen of Gossip herself. You know I was pissed and snatched that busted weave.
Thirdly, Dolce and Gabbana informs me that Triple Digits has been linked to a certain alias-prone Z-List actor. We're not surprised. I mean, honestly, at this rate, he's already got Moore's Law fucked all to hell. Not unlike certain parts of his anatomy...
Forget the ordinal adverbs. Certain campus closet homos (in various states of coming out) have taken to posting on the E-Harmony for trailer trash, craigslist. Namely, a certain White Horse Cock. I mean, everyone already knows who he is. And let us tell you, his name is very fitting.
Ok, so, that's all I'm going to post for now, but stay tuned. I promise more regular updates and when you end up being "That Dumb Bitch" at the party, we're watching.
Firstly, let's talk about fierce. I mean, I love mah gurl Christian from PR and think she is a visionary designer, but I'll be daaaaaaaamned is she is going to be credited with bringing 'fierce' into FEV. That's Faggot English Vernacular for those not in the know.
Secondly, that piece of trash (we all know who this is), got drunk at a party and slapped the Queen of Gossip herself. You know I was pissed and snatched that busted weave.
Thirdly, Dolce and Gabbana informs me that Triple Digits has been linked to a certain alias-prone Z-List actor. We're not surprised. I mean, honestly, at this rate, he's already got Moore's Law fucked all to hell. Not unlike certain parts of his anatomy...
Forget the ordinal adverbs. Certain campus closet homos (in various states of coming out) have taken to posting on the E-Harmony for trailer trash, craigslist. Namely, a certain White Horse Cock. I mean, everyone already knows who he is. And let us tell you, his name is very fitting.
Ok, so, that's all I'm going to post for now, but stay tuned. I promise more regular updates and when you end up being "That Dumb Bitch" at the party, we're watching.
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